This story about an NFL player will warm your heart

Yesterday, a woman filed a police report in New York about Jets TightEnd Kellen Winslow Jr., more specifically, he was masturbating in his Cadillac, at a TARGET PARKING LOT!!


 I know some fuckers have some weird fetishes, but usually the parking lot spank offs occur at Wal-Mart. Some athletes and coaches have been into some weird stories about love and jerkin off, who can forget

1. Manti Te'o and his fake girlfriend
2. Rex Ryan and his foot fetish
3.NBA Allstar Eddie Griffen crashing his car because he was naked and watching porn while driving
4. Kobe Bryants RapeCapades
5. Michael Vick giving a woman herpes under the pseudonym Ron Mexico.

Goddamn, you gotta love rich dumbasses.