The 40 in 30 Challenge. Post 1

Thanks to PBR, I'm writing this because of a drunken bet I made with two of my pals we'll call Douche and Turd. Because of my expertise in doing stupid shit that makes other people laugh and say "Harry you're a fucking idiot", I made a drunken bet that's incredibly simple. I'll lose 40 pounds, in 30 days. I am actually an expert in losing the weight as I lost 50 pounds a few years ago for football and intentionally regained a lot this year, also because of football. I weighed in tonight at a svelte 269 pounds, and will need to be 229 pounds by midnight on February 28th, and on the line is 40 fucking bucks. Big Deal, I know. I'll post frequent updates every couple days or so, in order to let you know the progress in the latest line of stupid things I do. I advise you not to try this at home, so were not fucking liable if your dumbass gets hurt or sick.
I do think I look like the BAMF in the middle.