NBA Power Rankings 15-8

This is part 2 of a 3 part post, here's the first part, In Case You Missed It: http://underwearslushysports.blogspot.com/2014/01/nba-power-rankings-30-16.html. I'm going to make it 3 parts so its easier for the reader. Part 3 will come out Sunday.

15. Washington (19-19)

The Wizards have been surprisingly good since they were able to acquire Marcin Gortat for an injured Nene before the season began. John Wall and Bradley Beal look like a very potent backcourt, and Martell Webster and Trevor Ariza are two solid wings that can play defense and make an open jumper, while Marcin Gortat adds some toughness and rebounding inside. I still think this team is a year or two away from making a playoff run, but they will almost definitely be a playoff team in a weak Eastern Conference. If they could add one more solid bench player I could see them pulling a first round upset.

14. Memphis (20-19)

With Marc Gasol battling injuries and Zach Randolph playing poorly this season, Memphis really struggling to start the year. That's why 50 win playoff teams that make the 2nd round SHOULD NOT fire their coach unless 1. He gets convicted of a Felony, 2. That Felony is serious like rape or sexual assault, not of this "Felony Theft" bullshit, 3. He literally goes into your Cadillac and shits in it, and even then only if you have white leather seats and it will leave a nasty stain. Still, I would keep the guy because, you know HE WON 50 GAMES AND MADE IT TO THE SECOND ROUND.

"What the fuck do you mean I'm fired?"

13. Denver (20-19)

Without Danilo Gallinari and Andre Iguodala, the Nuggets are playing much worse this season then last, even though they have been much more successful of late with new head coach Brian Shaw, after they fired George Karl. So let me present to you my newest list of when you should fire the FUCKING REIGNING COACH OF THE YEAR: 1. NEVER, HES THE FUCKING COACH OF THE YEAR, THERES ONLY 1 OF THOSE EVERY FUCKING YEAR, IF YOU FEEL LIKE FIRING HIM, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND FIST YOURSELF, I DONT CARE IF HE FUCKING GETS ARRESTED, YOU WAIT UNTIL HES CONVICTED AND THEN USE AN INTERIM COACH UNTIL HE GETS OUT, BECAUSE HES THE FUCKING COACH OF THE YEAR.

 "You guys fucking suck now hahahaha"

12. Atlanta (20-19)

Atlanta just recently lost Al Horford for awhile, and they continue to win even without their injured star, and after losing Josh Smith to free agency, and they also own the highest pick between the Nets and themselves, with the Joe Johnson trade really benefitting them right now, which just goes to show you, don't overpay for guys who can score 20 Points Per Game and literally do nothing else. Joe Johnson is an alright player but he got signed for $119 Million. What the fuck Atlanta and Brooklyn?

11. Toronto (20-18)

Toronto went from out of the playoffs, just by essentially giving away Rudy Gay, which meant to a lot of people that they were going to tank for Wiggins/Parker/Embiid/Randle/Exum, but lo and behold, they are currently holding the 3 seed in the east, again the East Fucking Sucks Ass. Toronto wouldn't even MAKE THE PLAYOFFS in the West, and they're a 3 in the East. Jonas Valanciunas, Demar Derozan, and Kyle Lowry have all stepped up their games and Toronto not only looks like a playoff team, but one that can advance to the 2nd round.

10. Phoenix (22-17)

There aren't enough words to describe how mind boggling it is that new head coach Jeff Hornacek and the Suns went from being bad to being an OK basketball team with an All-star caliber point guard in Eric Bledsoe, even though he recently went down with an injury. Phoenix has the Morris twins, and even its widely known that both of them are pussies, they have somehow managed to make Phoenix a solid squad. If they make the playoffs, I'd vote for Hornacek as FUCKING COACH OF THE YEAR. Yea, sorry I still got some of that Denver rant pent up inside of me. Expect more of that.
 Which Morris Twin is this?

9. Dallas (24-17)

I try and make it no secret that I think Rick Carlisle is one of the best coaches in the NBA by far, and if this were a rankings based solely on the coach, I would consider Carlisle number 1 or 2. The dude is phenomenal, that's why he is able to get a playoff team out of an aging Dirk Nowitzki, Vince Carter, who literally was born with Estrogen and a Uterus, and a jolly band of toys borrowed off misfit Island. seriously, I'm going to give you the names of 3 players on the Mavs who get serious minutes, and 3 pornstars, and its up to you to figure out which is which. I present you: Bernard James, Rocco Siffred, Tyler Knight, Ricky Ledo, Gal Mekel, and Blake Riley. Good luck.

 "Did I remember to kill Vince Carter?"

8. Los Angeles (28-13)

Truth be told, I hate the Clippers, not hate as in despise, like I do all things Ohio State, and take great joy in watching them cry and be sad
but I hate them as in I don't think their a very good basketball team, and without Chris Paul, I think they're fucked harder than Ohio State when the NCAA investigators come to town. Blake Griffen has one unique skill, and that jumping really high, which come to think of it, is all Deandre Jordan is really good at. the Clippers are in for a surprise when they play a team in the playoffs that understands the concept of team defense.