Offense:
Quarterback:
Obviously the Broncos have the edge at QB, as they have one of the best ever in football history, but Russell Wilson gets mad bitches, and his dual threat ability keeps a defense honest in the pass rush, so while Manning should have a good game regardless, Wilson could still be a bigger difference maker for the Seattle offense.
This picture actually contains 3 Super Bowl MVP awards. Even more surprising? That Black guy has none of them.
Running Back/Fullback:
The Broncos don't have a fullback, but they do have 3 pretty good Running Backs, but Seattle gets the edge just because they have a two headed tandem in Beast Mode Marshawn Lynch and Robert Turbin. Turbin is a solid wingback out of a pistol formation, which adds to his versatility and Michael Robinson is an All-Pro Fullback who just happens to be deaf. Which only means he made some sluts scream so hard he fucked up his ears. That's the only explanation.
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Beast+Mode&FORM=VIRE7#view=detail&mid=273CA2F5F25D3395C067273CA2F5F25D3395C067
Wide Receiver:
I don't know how else to put it, but Seattles receivers kind of suck. Denver has a fucking powerhouse of wide outs in Demaryius Thomas, Wes Welker, and Decker, which is reminiscent of the '07 Patriots, with Randy Moss, Welker, and Dante' Stallworth, 2 deep threats and a tiny white guy. We need more white receivers. Manning set every passing record and 2 of his top 3 receivers were white. INCONCEIVABLE.
The Jets had 6 black receivers and no white ones and they had a shitty offense. Clearly this is an unstoppable trend. Or the Jets start Geno Smith. I don't know anymore
Tight End:
Give me Julius Thomas over the "who the fuck is that guy" and "Isn't he that dude the Bears cut because he couldn't catch herpes with a pornstar" in Luke Willson and Kellen Davis. Zach Miller is pretty solid blocking for the Seahawks offense, but Julius Thomas is a top 3 TE and can be a huge difference maker on offense. Also, the Broncos are going to have Virgil Green doing some stuff, which makes him the most successful person named Virgil in 30 years.
As long as Virgil Green stays off the Purple Drank...
Offensive Line:
The Broncos OLine is very good at keeping Peyton Manning upright, but they are rattled by injuries to some of their best players, and just don't have the depth that Seattle does. Give me Okung-Carpenter-Unger-Sweezy-Giacomini over Clark-Beadles-Ramirez-Vasquez-Franklin, because of how good the Seattle Line is at Run Blocking with their zone scheme that works perfectly with a Read Option or Inside Zone with Lynch. Also, Denver's Line sounds like a Fucking Taco Bell work force, so while that shouldn't play into the game at all, I may or may not have been stoned when I wrote this part.
Gives freedom to Lynch to find his own crease as the Zone scheme neutralizes one great Dlineman as the OL cut blocks the backside, or will simply read that guy.
Defense
Defensive Tackle:
Sylvester Williams and big Pot Roast Knighton are two giant space eaters on the Broncos Dline. They're going to need to get penetration in order to keep Lynch from hitting the second level of the Defense at full speed. Even getting a hand on him can slow him down to the point that the Linebackers have a much easier time tackling him. Not to say Brandon Mebane and the Seahawks interior isn't good, but its not as vital to having a successful Defense for Seattle.
Yummmmm
Defensive End:
At End, the Seahawks are capable of putting 4 separate guys out there that can rush the passer well, Red Bryant, Chris Clemons, Cliff Avril and Michael Bennett have all been starters over the course of their career, and its incredibly luxurious for a defense to keep putting fresh DLineman in the game in order to get maximum pressure on a quarterback. Look for Seattle to hit Peyton Manning a lot, much like what the Saints did to Manning and Brett Favre in 2009. I would not be shocked if there are multiple roughing the passer calls on Seattle.
Outside Linebackers:
Seahawks and Broncos are both weak at OLB and start guys that can really only do one thing well, but Bruce Irvin gives the Seahawks the edge because of what he can do getting after the passer. Call it a by product of all the steroids he has done, but he is a fucking animal and reminds me of Brucie from the Replacements. Speaking of the Replacements, I always thought it was ridiculous because Keanu Reeves is way too small to play an NFL QB, but then I saw hustlin' bustlin' Russell Wilson. Also like the movie, Wilson and Reeves will both dry hump the fuck out of some hot ass cheerleaders after the games over. Also, the Seahawks have done surprisingly well using replacements...
Inside Linebackers:
Bobby Wagner is the scariest motherfucker since scary motherfuckers became mainstream. He has a fair argument against Patrick Willis for the title of best Inside Linebacker in the NFL, and Wagner may actually pick up Welker this game and snap him over his knee, similar to Bane and Batman in the Dark Knight Rises. Lets hope that's the only part of TDKR that occurs this game...
Too far? Nah....
Corners:
Imma let ole Dick Sherman finish this section for me...
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/richard-sherman-s-insane-postgame-interview/12ffvii4
Safetys:
Rahim Moore is out, and that means that means that its time for our favorite segment called "Pornstar or Pro Athlete!!!!" If only we could get Drew Carey to host, as he will be at the game covering himself in Seattle Gear. The contestants: Byron Long, Duke Icherabo, Mike Adams, and JR Langdon! Good luck, and in case you don't realize it, I think Kam Chancellor and Earl Thomas are better than whomever Denver throws out there.
Special Teams:
Matt Prater set the NFL Record for longest field goal, and Trindon Holliday is explosive. Look for Seattle to contain Holliday, but if they don't, I think there is a tiny chance Holliday could pull the mammoth upset and win MVP if the Broncos win and he returns 2 touchdowns, or maybe 1 and a shit ton of yards. Id throw down 5 bucks on him winning just for the odds.
Predictions:
Even though the Broncos have the better offense by far, because of the extra bye week, I tend to go with the better defensive team, as the bye week is a huge factor for teams that have a good Defensive Coordinator like the Seahawks. That's why I'm picking...
Seahawks-24, Broncos-20
MVP- Ill take a dark horse here and go with someone other that Wilson or Lynch. I really feel like Golden Tate or even Earl Thomas will win. Its going to be a close game that requires a big play for Seattle, so look for Tate because of his explosiveness off bubble screens, or Thomas because he will have freedom to roam the other half of the field away from Richard Sherman. If the Broncos win and Manning doesn't suck, he will win MVP without a doubt.